30 WTF Things That Could Have Only Happened In Florida…

Look, let’s cut Florida some slack, okay? It’s not easy being the Spring Break capital of the country, while also being the retirement capital, and a melting pot for immigrants.

You have foreigners mixed in with locals mixed in with the elderly mixed in with a plethora of rednecks, epic amounts of wealth, alongside poverty. And, of course, gators. Lots of gators.

So, there’s bound to be some wacky things going on….

1. Well that’s one way to make a new BFF.

Well that's one way to make a new BFF.

Reddit

And probably die.

2. Cheaper than marriage.

Cheaper than marriage.

Buzzfeed

Ah, signs like this make you really believe in true love.

3. This could happen anywhere, let’s be real.

This could happen anywhere, let's be real.

UsNews

But wait, was there a second date?

4. Well, have you seen the documentary Black Fish? I’d want to get the hell out of there, too.

Well, have you seen the documentary <em>Black Fish? </em>I'd want to get the hell out of there, too.

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Run, seal! Run!

5. Why did the gator cross the road?

Why did the gator cross the road?

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To eat your cat.

6. RIP Rudy 🙁

RIP Rudy :(

Craigslist

But like, no, for real… I need that necklace back.

7. SPRING BREAK ’07 BRAH!

SPRING BREAK '07 BRAH!

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I hope this car didn’t make any sudden turns.

8. In her defense, the two reportedly shared a very special bond.

In her defense, the two reportedly shared a very special bond.

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Don’t get between their love, Channel 13 News.

9. And these are the voters in Florida.

And these are the voters in Florida.

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I just hope they know how to fill out their ballot.

10. Oh, wheelchair tree, oh wheelchair tree…

Oh, wheelchair tree, oh wheelchair tree...

Reddit

Seriously only in Florida.

11. Old enough to drive, sure. Mature enough? Debatable.

Old enough to drive, sure. Mature enough? Debatable.

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This was the same guy in math class who giggled at numbers on his calculator.

12. Because we’ve all heard Florida drivers are the best of the best…

Because we've all heard Florida drivers are the best of the best...

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Wingardium Cardiosa.

13. Why Granny stopped smiling in all the family photos that summer.

Why Granny stopped smiling in all the family photos that summer.

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R.I.P her dentures…

14. A headline that could only be written in Florida.

A headline that could only be written in Florida.

NYPost

Sidenote: this is awesome.

15. ‘Scuse me, folks. But do you have a moment to learn about our lord and savior, Godzilla?

'Scuse me, folks. But do you have a moment to learn about our lord and savior, Godzilla?

BoardJokeroo

I have pamphlets!

16. Tonight, on Cops….

Tonight, on <em>Cops</em>....

Reddit

He’s been a bad llama.

17. Go Gators! Wait. What does that sign say…?

Go Gators! Wait. What does that sign say...?

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This home should be relabeled Monsters Inc.

18. “Drive as if your grandparents live in this neighborhood!”

"Drive as if your grandparents live in this neighborhood!"

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Aren’t grandparents just kids at heart?

19. Sweet, bro. How many chicks you get drivin that?

Sweet, bro. How many chicks you get drivin that?

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This is a bus I imagine the Muppets might drive.

20. Beach day in the front, doomsday in the back.

Beach day in the front, doomsday in the back.

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Yikes.

21. Florida: The Technology Capital Of The World.

Florida: The Technology Capital Of The World.

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It took scientists years to come up with method.

22. Stuck in Miami traffic? Perf. Lemme get my tan on.

Stuck in Miami traffic? Perf. Lemme get my tan on.

Imgur

I prefer myself to be Medium Rare.

23. Everyone needs to always know your faith. Always. Everywhere.

Everyone needs to always know your faith. Always. Everywhere.

Reddit

Now, THAT’S advertising, Don Draper.

24. Surely this doesn’t happen so often that it required a sign…?

Surely this doesn't happen <em>so</em> often that it required a sign...?

Reddit

There’s a statute for that? For common sense?

25. Olaf? Is that you? You’re so tiny!

Olaf? Is that you? You're <em>so</em> tiny!

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Olaf died 0.37 seconds after this photo was taken.

26. Bungee cords holdin’ this in tight enough? Alright. Let’s hit the road.

Bungee cords holdin' this in tight enough? Alright. Let's hit the road.

Iconosquare

Transformers, more than meets the I-4.

27. Ahhh… I see what ya did there. So clever.

Ahhh... I see what ya did there. So clever.

Reddit

Actually, I’m kind of impressed.

28. Legit plan. Once the power goes out, it’s so boring. You’ll be glad you grabbed your beer.

Legit plan. Once the power goes out, it's so boring. You'll be glad you grabbed your beer.

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Should probably grab a few cases.

29. Best. Protest. Ever.

Best. Protest. Ever.

WaxinAndMilkin

Where DID he get his horns?

30. …K.

...K.

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